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PostSubject: For Candy ;)    10/07/12, 08:56 pm

My Prayer I Say before i go to bed Smile
As I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a woman, who's very cheap.
One who's sexy, blonde and long.
Who notices that she's mostly wrong.
One who sucks and doesn't speak.
And promises to do so, Once a week.
I pray that she is very randy,
'cause one like that would come in handy.
Opens her leg and lies on the floor,
and once I'm done, she begs for more.
Oh! Send me a woman who will not play with my mind.
Who knows what she wants and that's lots from behind!
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin'
and brings ME a beer, when she comes from the kitchen!
I pray that she'll last right up to the end,
And would never complain when I do her best friend.
Thanks in advance and you know I can't wait,
so I'll screw all the rest 'cause it's never too late
Amen.
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PostSubject: Re: For Candy ;)    11/07/12, 12:02 pm

LOL wow... thanks God i am none of those..
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PostSubject: Re: For Candy ;)    13/07/12, 11:53 am

:okay:

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PostSubject: Re: For Candy ;)    13/07/12, 04:11 pm

Faronownsyou wrote:
My Prayer I Say before i go to bed Smile
As I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a woman, who's very cheap.
One who's sexy, blonde and long.
Who notices that she's mostly wrong.
One who sucks and doesn't speak.
And promises to do so, Once a week.
I pray that she is very randy,
'cause one like that would come in handy.
Opens her leg and lies on the floor,
and once I'm done, she begs for more.
Oh! Send me a woman who will not play with my mind.
Who knows what she wants and that's lots from behind!
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin'
and brings ME a beer, when she comes from the kitchen!
I pray that she'll last right up to the end,
And would never complain when I do her best friend.
Thanks in advance and you know I can't wait,
so I'll screw all the rest 'cause it's never too late
Amen.

1.im scared
2. get ur ass away from my mom and her friends and any girl i ever came in contact with
3. never say so
thin like that was for candy again
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PostSubject: Re: For Candy ;)    13/07/12, 07:29 pm

Better bax up off my kool-aid, junior!

:b

~SodaBoy + CandyGirl = Harmony~

lol jkjk

back away from my koolaid srsly tho. :b
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PostSubject: Re: For Candy ;)    14/07/12, 08:39 am

I think someone hit the eggnog a little early this year.

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PostSubject: Re: For Candy ;)    17/07/12, 03:40 am

hahaha Dman <3 KIDDO.. help!!

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PostSubject: Re: For Candy ;)    17/07/12, 10:19 am

Noooo You are mine >Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: For Candy ;)    17/07/12, 04:29 pm

:< why are u hunting me :< why o why :<
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