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PostSubject: Jokes from Joker <33333   29/07/12, 08:03 pm

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!

Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Mega-saur-ass

Q. Wut did the ghost say to the bee?
A. BOO-BEE

Q.Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
A.Cause he was caught with seaweed

A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please"
The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"

Q. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.

Q.Why don't aliens eat clowns.
A.Because they taste funny.

Q.What is green and smells?
A.Hulk's fart.

Girl: Do you believe in puppy love?
Boy: I tried it once, but their assholes are too small.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes from Joker <33333   29/07/12, 10:20 pm

Captain. wrote:
Q. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

This made me lol, but seriously, who doesn't like grilled cheese sandwiches! They're the shit.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes from Joker <33333   30/07/12, 01:29 am

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Q. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?




LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes from Joker <33333   30/07/12, 01:30 am

hahaha & LOL... just noticed your new avatar clown
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes from Joker <33333   30/07/12, 05:25 am

I've heard most of these.. btw, saw the bar joke, here's another:

A mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a drink, the bartender says no and asks him to leave, the mushroom says "Why? I'm a fungi."

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes from Joker <33333   30/07/12, 08:27 am

i dont get it data Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes from Joker <33333   30/07/12, 04:24 pm

Fungi = multiple fungus, fungi is also pronounced "fun guy."

Get it now?

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes from Joker <33333   31/07/12, 01:16 am

clown lol... with my english i didnt pronounce it as fun guy, even tho i did know what fungi ment Rolling Eyes clown
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes from Joker <33333   31/07/12, 03:52 am

I got it data, but it wasn't very funny XD
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes from Joker <33333   31/07/12, 01:32 pm

heard most of these.

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